Holy mother of want

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 10/20/2014 at 10:55 • Filed to: None

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Low mileage, well taken care of, 350, rear-facing rear bench seat?

MY GOD WANT.

I wonder if it can be made to go around corners.

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/4711804867…

anothermiatafanboy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 10:58

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LOL, you live in Kansas.

ACESandEIGHTS > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 10:58

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I was gonna say: buy it before Jake buys it. Too late.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > anothermiatafanboy 10/20/2014 at 10:59

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..yes?

..

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ACESandEIGHTS 10/20/2014 at 10:59

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*waves*

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 11:03

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Worth a visit!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Nibby 10/20/2014 at 11:13

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A glorious beast, but I doubt I could afford to fill it with gas :/

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 11:19

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I really, really like it

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/20/2014 at 11:38

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I wonder how difficult it is to put a manual in it?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 11:40

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I doubt it would be that hard, wasnt there a 90s b-body with a manual? I'm pretty sure there is, probably just a straight swap

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 11:48

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Buy it, rallycross it DONE.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/20/2014 at 11:50

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Yeah, the engine is either an awful 305 or a less-awful 350, so a couple holes in the floor and a day of work and it would probably be done.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/20/2014 at 11:58

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If the murdersofa is a yacht, that thing is the SlaughterLivingRoom, and it's a goddamn cruise ship.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:01

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You should get it! I'd totally rock a caprice wagon. you should call it the Murder Wagon

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:03

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It's basically the same platform as this:

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/20/2014 at 12:08

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Wow, that corners flat. I wonder what suspension work has been done?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/20/2014 at 12:11

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SlaughterWagon

Buick RoadSlayer

LandYacht: Destroyer of Cones

MyBuickIsTooAFuckingHouse

Buick MurderWagon 9000SS

Buick LandThrasher Destroy-O-Matic Deluxe 5000NA

Buick MakeYouShitYourself

Buick Waterbed

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:15

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All of these things are incredible

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/20/2014 at 12:19

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[Autozone stick-on badge lettering intensifies]

area man > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:24

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"doesn't use oil"

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > area man 10/20/2014 at 12:27

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GM 5.7l V8s aren't that bad, are they?

anothermiatafanboy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:28

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I'm just being a dick. I live in Wisconsin myself :/

area man > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 12:32

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No, but that comment plus the exterior condition probably means the owner thinks oil changes are optional.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > area man 10/20/2014 at 12:34

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Oh jesus, that's a good point. Then again, if the plugs, plug wires, filters, and belts were all changed recently surely the owner knows about the importance of oil changes.

Also, dat low mileage.

Jayhawk Jake > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 13:09

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I don't know that it can go around corners, but someone in town has one set up as a drag car. Looks and sounds like a monster

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake 10/20/2014 at 13:12

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Mmmm. I should email the guy and see if I can test drive it.

ranwhenparked > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/20/2014 at 19:17

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It looks like its in pretty rough cosmetic shape. Granted, $1200 is pretty cheap, and it is a Buick, but I wonder what $2000 would get in a Caprice wagon these days.

ZiptieMcBumper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 10/21/2014 at 09:54

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Rock that Roadbastard!